Todd Black – Mr. Run-on Sentence Man
So, I just read an excerpt of the latest humiliation to come out of Press Corps Media’s office (or orifice as the case may be).
Todd Black, spokesman for defense attorney Jose Baez, issued a statement via fax this afternoon about Anthony’s latest arrest.
“IT IS ANOTHER LIE for media to report that any rearrest of Casey Anthony is “Breaking News” or “Bombshell News” whatsoever,” the fax states.
In the statement, Black said authorities are trying to put pressure on Anthony and her family through the media.
“It is like addicts going through withdrawl [sic]. When things start calming down a little, the authorities inject another media fix, rather than conducting themselves professionally and taking care of whatever charges they have at the same time,” the fax states.
“The Baez Law Firm has been prepared for rearrests, and thanks officials for cooperating with allowing Ms. Anthony the opportunity to surrender herself, accompanied by high profile defense attorney, Jose Baez, while bail is being posted promptly.” __________________
The last paragraph – what the hell? WHERE did Mr. Black get his degree? Jacktard School of Press Release? This is embarrassing to even read. I am compelled to send him another email, but alas…he has blocked me from his AOL mail. LMAO WHO and what professional businessman uses AOHell? What professional does not have web presence?
You, Mr. Black are a douche. That is all.
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Crankin out Press Releases in Granny’s basement is tough work, cut the guy some slack…lmao. That last paragraph reads like a 1st grade essay. Mr. Black don’t need no book smarts he is a multi millions dollar industry.
Wonder if he uses one of them thar mimeograph machines and sits there and huffs the blue ink fumes? LMAO
I love those when I was in school! Does it smell like chloroform I wonder? Anywho, what a darling little idiot of a man, it’s like reading the musings of mental patient. Nicely done sir!